'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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