Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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