like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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