four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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