What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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