It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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