Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We had to coat check the pizza.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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