If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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