It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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