we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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