ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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