taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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