She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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