wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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