I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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