very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
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