How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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