Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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