I wish I could punch you in the face.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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