bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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