I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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