I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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