with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
if only i could text you this smell
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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