Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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