Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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