my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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