Christians are straight up FREAKS
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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