question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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