Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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