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Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Shame - the story of my life.
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