In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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