They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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