lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just want to make out with him forever
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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