Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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