Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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