2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
