How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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