i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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