We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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