sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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