alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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