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I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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