Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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