The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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