gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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