I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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