she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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