never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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