I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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