Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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