Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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